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- Top Ten Things Dan Rather Would Never Say On The CBS Evening News
- (as presented by Dan Rather)
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- 10. "I'm Dan Rather, your love anchor"
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- 9. "Connie, mind if I borrow your mascara?"
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- 8. "Wanna buy a fake Rolex?"
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- 7. "And now a report from our White House correspondent, Howie Mandel"
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- 6. "Maybe Letterman ought to spend some of that big-time TV money on
- better wigs"
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- 5. "That's the news, I'm Oprah Winfrey"
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- 4. "Hey, let's bomb Alaska!"
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- 3. "Honey, I'll be home soon--have the tequila ready"
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- 2. "Good evening. I'm Dan Rather and I'm not wearing pants"
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- 1. "I made that last story up"
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- Letterman, Wednesday February 8, 1995
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995
-